Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
