What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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