nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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