I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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