The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
God, I missed his penis.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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