it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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