Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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