i was rollin on her like bob the builder
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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