Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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