I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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