I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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