Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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