A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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