If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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