this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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