Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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