i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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