My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
