I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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