mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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