Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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