when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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