Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Someone came in the potted fern
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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