Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have fence marks all over my body
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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