I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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