let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
pray to the hookup gods
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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