You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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