Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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