google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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