I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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