3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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