yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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