She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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