what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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