I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
youre lurking in front of me
I wannas sexs uuuuu
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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