So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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