I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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