Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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