Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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