I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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