i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
then he tried to convert me to islam
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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