i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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