My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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