The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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