My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
