But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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