i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You were trust falling into bushes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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