It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Holy shit dude........stairs
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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