Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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