just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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