youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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