That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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