? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
how do you play pong handcuffed?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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