He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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