Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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