I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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